3.30.2015

long days, longer nights

There's a common phrase- that's been around probably forever- to remind young mother's that childhood is fleeting, to savor the sweet moments and enjoy the cuddles because soon they'll come to an end. 
"The days are long but the years are short."
What it should say is, "The days are long, the years are short, but the nights are the longest."

BECAUSE MY KIDS DON'T SLEEP.

Well, they do, but not terribly well and ESPECIALLY not at the same time. I swear they're in cahoots to drive my crazy. They must talk about it at times when I'm not looking or paying attention (or when I'm halfway asleep in my cereal bowl at 7am- probably then). "What can we do tonight to keep Mom up as much as possible, preferably getting in and out of bed multiple times?" Jillian will say to Olivia. And Olivia responds, "Ooo! I know! I'll cut a tooth tonight!"
"Perfect! And then when you finally get rocked back to sleep after a dose and a half of Tylenol spiked with a little Benadryl, I'll wake up exactly 12 minutes later asking for Bandaids for my feet because I have growing pains and sticking Bandaids all over them miraculously cures me. But then I'll forget to ask for more water so I'll do that another 20 minutes or so after the Bandaids."
"Okay sounds like a plan. Wait for the cue- 30 minutes after Mom falls asleep."
"Done."

It must happen. I'm convinced. Somehow, someway even through heightened emotions and basically zero logic, toddlers are tiny little evil geniuses. 
And the less sleep they get, the MORE genius they become. It's a vicious cycle. 

I know, I know...all of you experienced mothers who've earned your medals of honor, wearing your dark circles and puffy eyes camouflaged so well by concealer like a badge of pride (or maybe just survival), you'll swear to me it will get better and in hindsight the time does fly and yadda yadda.  You're the only thing pulling me through- my light at the end of the sleepless years tunnel. Because I have no hindsight at 2am. Only "why-the heck-are-you-awake-again" sight. And I've yet to find a concealer to cover that up.


3.16.2015

nana came to town!

Last week James was in Washington DC all week for school, and since I have an irrational fear of axe murderers and escaped convicts my mom came to stay with us for a week! ;-) It's not like it takes much convincing for her to hop on a plane and come out any way- for which I am very grateful!

Jillian LOVES my parents and I love that they are so involved in her life even though they're 2,500(ish) miles away! 

We had a fun time going to the farm, getting treats- too many treats-, shopping, and going to the puppy barn! (Yes, a barn full of puppies that you just get to go cuddle! For free!! Whhaaa??) 


It's kind of funny any time that my Mom is around, I instantly become irrelevant. "Nana, can you get me a drink?" "Nana, can you read me a book?" "Nana, will you button my pants?"
"Jillian, I can help you too..."
"NO. NANA."
I guess I should appreciate the break. :-p 

We sure do love Nana! I'm super excited that she and my Dad are coming back in just a few weeks! We are so blessed to see our family often! 

3.04.2015

laundry room makeover!

I guess "room" is a bit generous- it's a closet. A laundry closet. One day I'll have a room dedicated to just laundry (heaven knows we make enough dirty laundry to fill one), but for now a closet will suffice! Especially now that it's ORGANIZED!! 

I went back and forth a few times on spending the time/money to redo a space that is seen by virtually no one but me. But I hated it. Nothing was organized at ALL- which starts to give me the shakes after a while. And if all of my effort was only for me to be happier using this space that gets used so often- that's reason enough.


The "before" pictures in their barren, yet cluttered glory:


 Wah-wah.

The first thing that needed to happen here was some serious storage. I took out the random bar underneath the bottom shelf and added a third shelf, which definitely helped in this small room! If you can't store outwards- store upwards! 

The paint color is "sea salt" by Sherwin Williams. It's probably my favorite color. It's like a washed out blue/green/gray. Perfection.
Money saving tip: Sherwin Williams has fantastic colors- but their paint is pricey!! I bought a sample from the store then took it Lowe's and had them color match it. A gallon from Sherwin Williams was $50, and a gallon of Valspar at Lowe's was $25. That's a 50% savings!! 

The top baskets are from Target with small chalkboards I had leftover from something somewhere hot glued on the front. The wire/canvas baskets are from Wal-mart (of all places)! Now everything is in a place. A contained, pretty, labeled place. Seriously stuff like that makes my heart skip a beat.


I really wanted to get a sorting hamper that would go between the washer and dryer, but since our new set was wider- that wasn't an option. But this totally works! It's actually nice because when a basket is full I just dump it straight into the washer! 

I also hot glued chalkboard signs on each of them (3 for $3 in the Target dollar section! Seriously...have you ever seen a better dollar section than the one at Target?!).


The shelving unit on the wall is actually a part of a closet shelving system sold by Ikea. I love it because you buy every piece separately (for super cheap) and assemble it how you need it! Another genius storage solution from Ikea...surprise, surprise.

I always set aside items that need some extra scrubbing to get the stains out, and now they have a convenient little place to hang out until I can get to them (usually Olivia's onesies...). 

The BEST stain remover in the WHOLE world is 2 parts hydrogen peroxide+1 part Dawn dish soap+1 part baking soda. Scrub it in and let it sit for a few hours then wash it normally. Haven't encountered a baby stain yet that miracle mixture can't handle! 


Storing my detergent, bleach, and fabric softener in glass bottles is purely aesthetic. But doesn't it make you happy not to see any giant plastic bottles anywhere??? Or is that just me.. o_o 


Shameless plug for my Etsy shop. ;-) This cute little laundry guide print is up in my shop for only 5 bucks! There are a few other colors and styles too. 



Maybe...just maybe I'll be better at doing laundry now. ;-) 
(HA!)

March's projects won't be near as interesting- a little painting and restyling here and there, but all stuff that needs to get done.

After that I think I'm going to tackle a few things on the main level again before giving the master bedroom a facelift, namely the living room entertainment center/shelving situation. I am LOVING these faux built-ins:


Insert giant heart-eyed emoji. 

3.01.2015

olivia: 10 months



Seriously...I can't even handle all of the adorable. 

Not so adorable that she's still waking up in the middle of the night to eat (I AM TIIIIIIRED), but other than that she's the happiest kid around!

I can't even believe I'm starting to plan a FIRST BIRTHDAY party!! Whaa?!?!

2.13.2015

refinishing oak stair railings!

Attention WORLD! 


There is now NO remaining oak surface in my entire house. WHEW! Welcome to this decade, house! Seriously...I'm not sure what it was about the 90's and oak, but it was the defining wood of its time. OAK ALL THE THINGS! Our townhouse was the poster child for it too with oak floors, cabinets, AND stair railings. And to make it worse, when we moved in all of the walls were a light tan color. It was like walking into a black and white TV but instead of black and white the only color able to seen was TAN.
Oy. 
Seriously though- add a plaid throw blanket and you woulda had yourself a genuine log cabin.

Moving on.

The stairs were the last bit of oak to go! 
Can I get a hallelujah?! 

So this will be a pretty detailed tutorial. I'll give you some tips along the way so you can avoid the mistakes I did.


Materials:
(This was enough for 30 spindles, 3 newel posts, 2 hand rails, and about 25-30 feet of banister hand rails)

-Primer (I used Bulls Eye 123 Primer. I only used probably 1/4-1/3 of a gallon.)
-Semi-gloss white paint (I used about 1/3 of a gallon).
-2 in. paint brush
-Painter's tape
-Flexible sanding sponge, medium grit (I ended up going through 2)
-Steel Wool, extra fine 
-General Finishes Gel Stain (I used the Java color). A little goes a LONG way. I could have easily used a pint.
-Small artist brush
-Cloth rags or old white socks 
-Several pairs or latex gloves 
-General Finishes Top Coat in Satin

(A grand total of around $100-$120! Depending on what you may already have at home.)

Okay, so the "deal" with this project is not that it's hard, or costs a lot of money (seriously to get your banisters replaced all together is thousands of dollars), or requires lots of fancy tools, it is simply one thing: TIME. I'll break that down for you as we go, but for the total transformation this gives your home I think it was worth every minute! (I didn't really think that when was 14 hours in painting spindles with still plenty more to go though...but hang in there! Beautiful banisters ahead.)

STEP 1: CLEAN YOUR SPINDLES

Good ole' soap and water. Nothin' fancy. Wipe 'em down, get the gunk off.
(Do you need to clean your handrails and newel posts as well? Not really...you're going to lightly sand those, so you're good- don't make more work for yourself).

Time: 45 minutes  

*Okay so I had this debate in my mind back and forth for a solid couple of days as to whether I was going to paint first, or stain first. Ultimately I decided to paint first, because it would be easier to tape off the tops and bottoms of my painted spindles and stain around that then it would be to tape off around the banister and then paint the spindle.  Because the spindles are round on top and square on the bottom they're super easy to tape off. 
You can do whatever you want, but I found that to be easiest. 

STEP 2: PRIME SPINDLES

Now the fun begins. Tape off around the spindles that you don't want to get paint on. Using your primer, start painting the spindles. Start in the least obvious place, that way you can get the hang of your technique before you get to the part that everyone will see first. The first coat will look absolutely terrible and you'll think "what the crap did I just do to my already ugly stairs?" It's okay. Promise. Just keep painting. 

The key here is easy does it slugger- don't go on heavy. You'll want to do several light coats instead of just one thick coat to avoid drips and increase paint adhesion. The whole purpose of using a primer like Bulls Eye is that you DON'T HAVE TO SAND. It simply gives the paint a surface to stick to. 

The best way I found to paint the spindles was to use an up and down motion on the flat surfaces, and the portions that have nooks and crannies was to use a side to side sweeping motion, or wrapping around the post motion. (I'm super technical in my terminology guys). 

It's best to do 2-3 spindles on one side, and then move to the OTHER side of the same spindles, so that way in case you had any drips or clumps on the side you couldn't see, you can easily catch those babies and wipe them up with your brush while they're still wet. Because the only way to get rid of a drip after it dries folks is to sand it off. BOO. 

I painted almost to the very top of the spindles with my 2 in. brush, leaving a tiny bit left at the top.

Add another coat of primer.

Time: 8 hours for 2 coats (this was just painting time, not drying time- thought this primer dries pretty fast in between coats)

STEP 3: PAINT SPINDLES

You should have your technique down by now (I mean you've been painting for like 8 hours...). Use your semi-gloss paint and paint the spindles in the same motion you primed them. 

I did two coats of semi-gloss. 

Next, go back with your small artist brush and finish the tops of the spindles. That way you don't have to waste a ton of tape to awkwardly try to take around the round spindle top to avoid getting paint on the underside of your handrail. Just use some precision painting and you're golden. If you get some paint on the handrail, whatevs. Sand it off in the next step.

Time: 8 hours for 2 coats.

Total time for spindles: 16-17 hours

Ideally you remove painter's tape when it's still slightly wet, but that's kind of impossible since you're doing so many coats of this stuff. Soo when you pull the tape off from painting your spindles, you may leave behind impossibly tiny bits of tape attached to the bottom of the rail, or some paint may have gotten under your tape. 
Not to worry: cue paring knife (or butter knife, or small spackle tool...something with a sharp, straight edge).

I used my paring knife to gently scratch off any extra tape or paint from around the bottoms of the spindles using a down and outward. Cutco would probably not recommend this use for their knives. ;-)
Do it gently though- you just want to take off the paint mess, not gouge or scratch your wood.

OR you could do the same thing with the bottom as you did with the top- paint almost to the bottom and then go back with your small artist brush to finish. Up to you.

STEP 4: LIGHTLY SAND HAND RAILS and NEWELS

 Before you start sanding, tape off around the bottom and tops of your painted spindles, that way you can sand the wood around them without worrying about nicking your posts and messing them up. 


Okay now don't get all freaked out by sanding. When I say lightly, I mean lightly. 

I used a medium grit sanding sponge that was flexible and made to get into the detail of the banisters with minimal effort. I only sanded enough to get the top layer of shine off. It took probably about 5-10 seconds per spot ("spot" being about a 6"-8" area). You're not sanding down to bare wood. There's no need. Gel stain doesn't need to penetrate the wood as a normal stain would need to. 
See? Shine vs. no shine.

I used a blow dryer to blow the dust off of the wood before wiping it down, so it was less to wipe off (and more to vacuum off the floor, but it seemed easier...).
You want NO dust left on your banisters. Use a wet cloth or tack cloth to remove the dust.
Vacuum up the rest of the dust from the stairs. 

Time: Doing all of this (taping, sanding, and clean up) took roughly 5 hours.

STEP 5: STAIN!

Your spindles are already taped off, but don't forget to tape off any areas of the floor or wall you don't want stain getting on. The General Finishes is an OIL BASED stain- which means the only way it's comin' off anything is with mineral spirits and prayers. Better to spend a little extra time in prep than risk it getting on something it isn't supposed to (I may or may not have learned this the hard way).


***Okay, now here's where I've seen two different outcomes with this particular color of gel stain.*** In some posts I read and saw on Pinterest, this came out very dark- like black. In other posts, it came out more of the dark espresso. It depends on what you do for the next couple of steps, so take heed.

APPROACH 1: If you want the more opaque, nearly black look you'll apply each coat without rubbing off afterward. It's more like painting it on rather than the rub on/rub off technique. What's cool about gel stain is that you CAN do that- it just takes longer to dry (like 24 hours between coats).

APPROACH 2: If you want more of the wood grain to show through and an espresso look, put a thin, even coat of stain over the newel posts and handrails. Again, it will look splotchy, streaky, and terrible- just get it as even as you can without being globby anywhere. 

General Finishes actually has a video showing you both approaches here. 

Either approach you take:

Put on your glove, then using an old white sock or rag, dip the end of it in the stain and rub it on. You can also use a brush for this if you want to, I just felt like I had better control of it using my fingers stuffed in a sock. You'll quickly see a little goes a long way with this gel stain.

I was using approach #2- I wanted some wood grain to show through and didn't want it to look painted black.

I used a small artist brush to get into any hard-to-reach areas. (Remember, it's oil-based, so if you want to use that brush again you need to clean it with mineral spirits- just water will. not. work.).

So after the first coat, wait.
Like, 6-8 hours as the can says.

After 1 coat of stain:



After 2 coats of stain:


Use your extra fine steel wool to lightly rub anywhere you stained before applying another coat to smooth things over.

I applied 3 coats of gel stain, oh so lightly rubbing with steel wool in between coats. 

Total time: 4-5 hours ish.

 STEP 5,089 6: TOP COAT

Use a clean cloth or sock (or foam brush) to apply the Top Coat.
*I used the water-based top coat because oil based stain will make white paint turn yellow over time.

Remove all tape. 

I had to go back with my artist brush a touch up a couple of areas where I was messy and got stain on the white posts or on the wall, so that added a little bit of time as well.

And then sit the freak down.
You deserve it.



If you've been keeping track, that's a grand total of 28 HOURS. And those are WORKING hours, not including drying times. WHEW!
WHHHEEEEEW.
But in the name of banishing all the oak, it was WORTH IT!  

____
Moving on to the next (much less time intensive..I hope..) project: the laundry room!

2.11.2015

my one and only resolution

I had ONE New Year's resolution this year.
Just one. 

Last year I thought of a whole list, and completed nearly all of them. I thought about doing that again but I figured the most important things I want to get done will get done, and the other stuff won't, and that's okay- but I could manage ONE goal, right?!

Nope. I couldn't. I can't. 

My one goal for 2015 was to stick to some kind of weekly cleaning schedule. That may sound weird...but I'm a total binge cleaner and it kind of drives me nuts. I do really like things to be clean and orderly, but with two kids, a full-time work-at-home job, and an endless list of DIY projects going on around my house it just isn't practical. Cleanliness isn't practical right now. HAH! 

Don't get me wrong, I straighten up (mostly) at the end of each day (though I haven't quite figured out why I even do that when it goes from organized to post-tornado destruction zone the first hour the girls are awake...), but actual cleaning- like when the dusters, Windex, and Clorox are broken out- usually happens for a couple hours on a Saturday (...maybe every other Saturday...). My sink is constantly full of dirty dishes and there is usually a small land mass of laundry piled on my bedroom floor 3 times a week.
Eventually I get so irritated that I stop whatever I'm doing and go on a cleaning spree.



So in this attempt to change, I even found a super cute printable to write down what to clean on each day, what you'll clean every day and then weekly. I printed it off and thought about which chore I could do the easiest on which day depending on the load of my schedule.
It looked really good.
My house was gonna be really clean ALL the time. 
In theory it makes total sense to spend only 15-20 minutes a day cleaning (instead of watching The Bachelor) to avoid weekend binge cleaning.
In practice?...
I think I made it like two weeks. Clearly not workin' for me.

I'm in the progress of figuring out a better system, maybe it will work, maybe it won't. Maybe I secretly hope one day I'll be loaded and just hire a cleaning lady. It just isn't a talent of mine.

And that's okay. 

This is related, promise...but I've seen this meme going around facebook and Pinterest recently:


And it bugs the snot outta me. 
THE SNOT.
Not that I've ever made rainbow spaghetti, or even homemade Playdough, but I've done things equally as crazy as some may view it. So I feel like I have to defend this a little bit...
I like DIY projects.
I like craft projects.
I love throwing cute kids' parties.
They're my hobbies, my talents, things I do in my free time because they make me happy and give me a creative outlet (and something to do at night while my husband is knee-deep in homework for grad school). 
I share some of them on this little blog because I'm proud of them. It's an extension of me- something I've invested my time and energy in. Why wouldn't I be?

Some people paint, some read, some are gym junkies, and why are THEY not getting eye rolls and snarky memes? 
"Can you believe she read a novel in TWO days??? *eyeroll*"
"She painted a watercolor landscape!? Egh. Ack. We can't all be Picasso."

It's CRAZINESS I tell you. And stupid.
So stop it.

I really love this from Scary Mommy Blog on the subject:

But guess what? I don’t do it for show and I don’t do it to make other moms feel inadequate. Heck, I don’t even do it for my kids’ benefit. Oh, no. It’s even crazier than that: I do it because I like to.
That’s right; We Pinterest Moms are Pinterest Moms because we like it! We like to craft. We like to decorate. We like to cook and we like to throw parties. We like to make stuff… for fun.
If and when we do show our crafts/baking/parties, it isn’t about you. No, you Non-Pinterest Moms don’t like it and we get that. We just read the fiftieth article that painted us all with the “show off/trying too hard/faking it” brush. We know you don’t want to see it, but that’s okay because we didn’t post that picture to Instagram for you. It was for US. Yes, us.
- See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/pinterest-mom/#sthash.EKWbCS6e.dpuf
 "I don't do it for show and I don't do it to make other moms feel inadequate. Heck, I don't even do it for my kids' benefit. Oh, no. It's even crazier than that: I do it because I like to.

That's right; We Pinterest Moms are Pinterest Moms because we like it! We like to craft. We like to decorate. We like to cook and we like to throw parties. We like to make stuff...for fun.

If and when we do show our crafts/baking/parites, it isn't about you. No, you Non-Pinterest Moms don't like it and we get that. We just read the fiftieth article that painted us all with the "show off/trying too hard/faking it" brush. We know you don't want to see it, but that's okay because we didn't post that picture to Instagram for you. It was for US. Yes, us.

But you see: It's not a competition because we were never competing. We were just having fun in the way that we have fun."


You don't have to compete
Instead why don't you contribute. In your own way- whatever that is.
It would do us all some good.
But guess what? I don’t do it for show and I don’t do it to make other moms feel inadequate. Heck, I don’t even do it for my kids’ benefit. Oh, no. It’s even crazier than that: I do it because I like to.
That’s right; We Pinterest Moms are Pinterest Moms because we like it! We like to craft. We like to decorate. We like to cook and we like to throw parties. We like to make stuff… for fun.
If and when we do show our crafts/baking/parties, it isn’t about you. No, you Non-Pinterest Moms don’t like it and we get that. We just read the fiftieth article that painted us all with the “show off/trying too hard/faking it” brush. We know you don’t want to see it, but that’s okay because we didn’t post that picture to Instagram for you. It was for US. Yes, us.
- See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/pinterest-mom/#sthash.EKWbCS6e.dpuf

So there you go. I'm good at some things, and really terrible at others (I'm looking at you cleaning). GO figure.

So in the meantime, I'll keep looking at my ceiling fan every night covered in way too much dust wondering how it even sticks there when it's on whipping around every night. Seriously...just fly off onto the floor so I can vacuum you up

...next Saturday...

2.09.2015

valentine's day printable


Valentine's Day is this weekend! Teacher friends- can I get a halleluljah all of the party hoop-lah will be on a Friday?! Nothing like a classroom full of sugared out seven year-olds in the middle of the week...blegh! 

 While my husband and I barely have our crap together and are still trying to solidify babysitters and plans, I at least have the preschool party treat down! (I'm starting to get better at not procrastinating these kinds of things...)



I freely admit, I saw this idea on Pinterest- but I did make the label! Grab a free printout of them HERE. It was super easy to recreate, especially with the help of store-bought donuts!

Materials:
Cellophane bags
Ribbon or butcher string 
Paper straws
Donuts
Labels

Poke the straw through the donut and stick it in the cellophane bag. Tie it up with ribbon, attach your label and wah-LAH.
 Cutesies. 


1.30.2015

olivia: 8&9 months!

Two in one month! Because I'm kind of a slacker...
Love this girl so much!



1.07.2015

ikea play kitchen hack

I'm writing this while watching The Bachelor, so I can't really think of anything witty to start with. I'm too distracted by the 30 women giving women a bad name. But in the name of Farmer Chris finding love, it's worth the watch. ;-)

ANYWAY. 

I hacked Ikea's play kitchen for Jillian Christmas present from Santa! It was fun. I got the idea from Kaitlin here- I mean with something so cute how could I not follow suit?

Out of the box the kitchen comes like this:
 
 And here's what it looks like now:

What changed:
-Painted all of the wood colored pieces white
-Spray painted all silver hardware gold (and switched out the drawer pulls it came with for metal ones)
-Spray painted the sink white
-Sanded and stained the counter top 
-Added 3 knobs above the oven door 
-Added a faux tile back splash



 ^The faux tile back splash is one of my favorite parts! Originally I toyed around with the idea of doing real subway tiles, but quickly threw that idea in the "yeah that's a bad idea" pile. All I did was use a gray paint pen and yard stick as a straight edge to draw lines on a piece of white foam board. I cut it to size first, drew the lines, then attached it to the back with a few small nails.


 I followed the instructions on her post and from experience, I can tell you the MOST important part of the project is PRIMING. Especially the hardware that is spray painted gold. By far the best primer I've used is the Rustoleum Everything primer+paint spray paint. So there's my contribution!


The dishes, cookware, and utensils are all also from Ikea. Mini versions of the real things too which makes it that much better! 

It's probably nicer than my kitchen. Needless to say, we both really like playing with it!

1.01.2015

the flight from hell

Sounds like it could be a movie title, doesn't it? Like a B movie with terrible acting and zombie flight attendants or something.

I have to start by saying that my girls usually do very well on flights. This was only Olivia's second trip by air, but Jillian is a seasoned flyer and does very well. Except not this time.
We flew back from Florida yesterday (New Year's Eve) on a later flight that we would normally have taken- mistake number one- which put us getting in at 10pm (midnight Florida time, which both of the girls were used to at that point). After over a week of interrupted schedules and later bedtimes, staying up until midnight does not make for happy children.

The first leg of our flight went well enough, but the second flight was so terrible it was nearly comical.

There were a LOT of kids on this flight, which isn't uncommon on any flight to Salt Lake City. So I thought the odds were in our favor when it came to being those people with that kid. But turns out we WERE those people with THAT kid.
Olivia fell asleep about 10 minutes into the flight (yay Olivia!). My brother and sister flew back with me (thank goodness!) and my sister held Olivia the entire flight in crooked arm sleeping position. She kept waking up often though to hack her lungs out (like the loud, wet, people start staring and wondering what the heck is wrong with your baby kind of hacking), then would fall back asleep. It took Jillian about an hour to get comfortable and fall asleep, which was sort of what I was expecting, but after about 30 minutes of being asleep she woke up screaming. Like, screaming. The overly exhausted cries of an inconsolable toddler- you know the kind? The only thing I could decipher from her mumbling was that her ears hurt, which was weird since we were already at our cruising altitude and the pressure wasn't changing much, so I thought she was starting to get an ear infection (she'd been sick the last 4 days before this). GREAT. 
I had children's Motrin in my bag, so fished that out and tried to coax her (in between screams) to take some, which she quickly refused and dumped on the floor. After 20-30 minutes of constant, shrieking screams she fell back asleep on me.

Jillian isn't potty trained at night yet, so she still goes to bed with diapers. It didn't dawn on me that she wasn't wearing a diaper until I felt my leg start to get a little warm.
...
crap.

Yep. She peed. Everywhere. All over herself, my leg, the seat, and the blanket she was using. At this point she was still sleeping, so I was stuck in this place of not wanting to wake up the little sleeping gremlin and sitting in a puddle of pee. 
A rock and a hard place, friends. 
After about 5 minutes she woke up again, screaming (I'd just decided that sleep was more important than a pee soaked leg at this point- meh) complaining about her ear again. 
The flight attendant came by and asked if I needed anything.
They didn't have any Benydryl. ;-)

 I literally didn't know what to do.

We had quite a bit of turbulence the whole flight, so we couldn't get out of our seats much. Because Jillian was sitting in a window seat, I just stripped her right there and changed her pee-soaked clothes. I hoped she'd fall asleep again eventually, so I managed to get one of Olivia's diapers on her (3 sizes to small). 
After more nonsensical screaming and complaining (amidst Olivia's hacking), she finally fell back asleep.

Until we started descending and she woke up again because of her ears hurting. 
Oiy. 

All I could think about was landing and getting off of that plane, which probably isn't too far off of what the other one hundred and some odd passengers were also thinking. 
Those people...THAT kid.

But we made it. Not like we had many options stuck in that flying tin can. We got back home about 15 minutes before New Year's, and quickly got the girls inside and up to bed. A few minutes later at midnight some fireworks in our neighborhood started going off, which scared Jillian and she got out of bed. James took her to her bedroom window so she could see them and for about 2 minutes she turned back into her cute, curious self and the three of us awed at the fireworks and gave New Year's hugs and kisses. I've never felt so happy to be home.

It was one of the worst and best New Year's Eves ever. 

"No one longs for what he or she already has, and yet the accumulated insight of those wise about the spiritual life suggests that the reason so many of us cannot see the red X that marks the spot is because we are standing on it. The treasure we seek requires no lengthy expedition, no expensive equipment, no superior aptitude or special company. All we lack is the willingness to imagine that we already have everything we need. The only thing missing is our consent to be where we are." 
-Barbara Brown Taylor, An Altar in the World