Backyard barbecue gone bad

More like revenge of the backyard barbecue. Baked beans were good, potato salad good, some citrus-y cake with cool whip delish, undercooked chicken? NOT GOOD. And so my evening went, I spent a large part on the bathroom floor wishing to die. I don't think I'll be able to eat chicken for a while...I'll spare all the details. For the next three days my diet consists of saltine crackers and 7up. Oh, and lots and LOTS of Pepto-bismol.