EVER. *barf. *gag. *vomit.

Nice farmer's tan. Now I have to figure out a way to even that out. Crap. That's what I get for forgetting sunscreen at field day. H...

I guess that means it's official. I wish it would've been a little more glittery, or on scented paper...or SOME thing. But for those...

Okay, thanks to Mom & Dad and my birthday coming up, I'm getting Zumba certified!!!! To teach it that is. I've been going for a...

I can't take it anymore. 5 things you just SHOULDN'T put as your facebook status. We all read them, and we all think...why? 1. An e...

Blegh. Please just don't. As if the skinny jeans weren't enough, now they've cropped them. As far as I'm concerned, this is...

It all happened after Shanti and I stuffed our faces full of California roll, Eel, Avacado, and after I finally gave up the chopsticks. We...

Don't you feel that's a more appropriate name some times??? GEEZ. Watch this: Cinco de Mayo in America, is just May 5th I'll kee...

And it SUCKS.

Substitutes are always a risky idea. Well, not when you have like a little Rolodex of good ones. But I figure there's at least 57 bad s...